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50 THiNGS GiRLS WiSH GUYS KNEW..
some of these r a lil odd...as in disgusting...ull get wat i mean wen u get to them
and a lot of these do not apply to me...its just really funny
1. Don`t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret Models.
4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
5. There is no such thing as "too much" spooning.
6. We think about you all the time.
7. This is how we see it » Don't call = Don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don`t call, take a hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possesive
is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important
than knowing you much you can bench-press.
11. Return favors: we message, you massage. we go down,
you go down. we shave, you shave.
12. Foreplay is not an option. It's a must.
13. We're allowed to be late. You're not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way?
Didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. We have an exscuse for being bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are.
26. We love surprises.
27. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.
Never tighty-whities!
30. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh
mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
31. Clean your room before we come over.
32. When we use our teeth, it means that you suck at
going down on us, so we're just returning the favor.
33. Even though you're sometimes insensitive and hurt
us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it. Because later on i`ll be with your
best firned, and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends, because I won't
make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!".
37. "Wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fasion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be a porn star.
NOT your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in
a movie just isn't right.
40. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are
stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to
satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty
looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.
45. The exscuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable. We`ll
appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.
46. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the first ring,
doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.
47. You don`t have to spend alot; if it means alot.
48. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.
49. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything.
meaning, my bestfriends know everything about you
*edit*
aww... every girl's dream?
1. Get kissed in the rain
2. Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs
5. A boy that whispers he loves you in your ear
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
9. Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
12. A boy that says he loves you and means it
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window
14. A guy who is loyal
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A boy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
20. A boy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends
21. A boy that tells you everything honestly
22. A boy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
23. A guy that will always let you win - let me win???...i dont need anybody 2 let me win
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who it is against
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
26. A boy who tells you that your smile makes his day and makes everything better
27. A boy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
28. A boy who you can hangout and have fun with
29. A boy that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32.
A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your
make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away.
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